Author: TQ Townsend

I did not like this film.

My brother, Kyle Mortensen, published a wonderful indie book shortly before he died in an accident. He intended to publish three more books in this exciting historical fiction series set during the Warring States period in Japan, but I try to be glad that we at least have the first book, Mists of Iga, which is an action-packed tale of brotherhood, adventure, and mystery that teenagers will get swept up in.

This is a story about orphaned teenage boys who are guided and cared for by two of their father’s friends. It’s an exciting tale with peril, adventure, and great action scenes, but it’s also a story that models the kind of healthy relationships teens need to have with caring adults in order to reach their full potential.

You can purchase a copy of Mists of Iga here. All proceeds go to support Kyle’s wife and three young sons. https://youtu.be/LzvYQ4DTDN8

I am not a fan of The Rainbow Fish by Marcus Pfister. It’s a book that portrays mooching, bullying, and gaslighting as good things, but lots of people don’t notice that because, well, it’s really, really pretty.

Middling movies are the hardest to review!

This show starts with some hilariously wholesome news about how Fantastic Mr. Fox broke into the Twickenham Library, and of course Orkney Library had to weigh in.

Then it’s on to our main segment, which is just a tad heavier what with it being about how the current challenges presented by AI art were forseen by George Orwell . . . way back in 1949.

Here’s the back story about how Francis Scott Key came to be trapped on a boat in Baltimore harbor for 25 hours, waiting to see if in the morning . . . the star-spangled banner would still be there!

Here’s a reading of the moderately racy, earliest printed version of Jack and the Beanstalk. There’s nothing really dirty in here, but please listen to it on your own before deciding to share it with kids.

This story, first printed in 1734 in a wild collection of funny stories called “Round About Our Coal Fire, Or, Christmas Entertainments” includes:
– a saucy but non-explicit description of a wedding night
– mild 18th century potty words
– literal actual description of potties
– a vertical pub crawl
– a princess that can turn into a monster
– aaaaand a slightly different version of the giant’s famous catchphrase

I hope you enjoy what this story was like before it got all cleaned up by the Victorians. And again, maybe don’t share this one with the kids.

Taking Shakespeare’s most famous tragedy and turning it into a Gen Z musical was . . . a mistake.

Romeo and Juliet is one of Shakespeare’s best known plays and a rite of passage for high school students. Shakespeare is always up for reinterpretation, but sometimes moviemakers get a little carried away. Find out why this historical epic/Gen Z pop musical/fractured fairy tale/serious drama/romantic romp failed. Big time.

Enough of you expressed interest in a sing along, so let’s do it! Here’s how you can participate:

And here is the backing track video to help you sing along:

Downloads:
Lead sheet for “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”
MP3 download of the backing track

A fight over picture books happened in the highest court of the United States. Government run schools in Montgomery County, Maryland, made nine LGBTQ+ picture books a mandatory part of the English curriculum for preschoolers and elementary aged children. Hundreds of parents objected, as they previously had the right to be notified about these books and choose whether or not their children could be opted out during those lessons.

So what’s even in these books? I examined them for their literary and artistic quality, their effectiveness at spreading their messages, and whether or not I think they belong on the English curriculum, which requires books of high artistic and academic quality.