192 – Jack Spriggins and the Enchanted Bean

Here’s a reading of the moderately racy, earliest printed version of Jack and the Beanstalk. There’s nothing really dirty in here, but please listen to it on your own before deciding to share it with kids.

This story, first printed in 1734 in a wild collection of funny stories called “Round About Our Coal Fire, Or, Christmas Entertainments” includes:
– a saucy but non-explicit description of a wedding night
– mild 18th century potty words
– literal actual description of potties
– a vertical pub crawl
– a princess that can turn into a monster
– aaaaand a slightly different version of the giant’s famous catchphrase

I hope you enjoy what this story was like before it got all cleaned up by the Victorians. And again, maybe don’t share this one with the kids.

191 – Juliet and Romeo is Truly Tragic

Taking Shakespeare’s most famous tragedy and turning it into a Gen Z musical was . . . a mistake.

Romeo and Juliet is one of Shakespeare’s best known plays and a rite of passage for high school students. Shakespeare is always up for reinterpretation, but sometimes moviemakers get a little carried away. Find out why this historical epic/Gen Z pop musical/fractured fairy tale/serious drama/romantic romp failed. Big time.

190 – Take Me Out to the Ball Game Sing Along

Enough of you expressed interest in a sing along, so let’s do it! Here’s how you can participate:

And here is the backing track video to help you sing along:

Downloads:
Lead sheet for “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”
MP3 download of the backing track

189 – The LGBTQ+ Books Before the Supreme Court

A fight over picture books happened in the highest court of the United States. Government run schools in Montgomery County, Maryland, made nine LGBTQ+ picture books a mandatory part of the English curriculum for preschoolers and elementary aged children. Hundreds of parents objected, as they previously had the right to be notified about these books and choose whether or not their children could be opted out during those lessons.

So what’s even in these books? I examined them for their literary and artistic quality, their effectiveness at spreading their messages, and whether or not I think they belong on the English curriculum, which requires books of high artistic and academic quality.

188 – Be Nice to Hermione

HBO has announced the actors playing the three leads of Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger in its new adaptation of the Harry Potter book series by J.K. Rowling. I had big problems with their casting choice for Snape, as it deviates too far from the text, changing the character and introducing themes to the plot that just don’t belong. But I am very happy with the casting choices for these kids, and I hope they have a great time making the show — without having to deal with weirdo adults.

187 – Matt Walsh’s Children’s Book Has Sparked a Lawsuit

Not all picture books are for children. Joke books for grownups are a lot of fun, but some authors use “children’s books” to fight political and cultural battles. While I support the rights of authors to publish anything they like so long as no laws are broken, I don’t approve of using children or children’s literature as political props, and grownups should think twice before pushing these books — and a bunch of adult burdens — onto children.

186 – Your Adorable Star Wars Stories

I asked you to share what it was like for you when you found out that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker’s father, and you did NOT disappoint! The fact that so many strangers were able to share similar experiences is proof of the staying power of Star Wars as a great story — mediocre modern additions aside. This is a perfect test to find out if a story counts as “great literature” — can people come together and talk about how it affected them? Do they share the story down the generations? Can we laugh, reminisce, debate, and fall in love with the story all over again?

This was so much fun and I hope to do it more with all of you in the future.

185 – The Three Little Pixies and the Big Bad Fox

Double feature! In this fireside fairy tale, I share the (relatively) modern first printed versions of The Three Little Pigs, which started out as a tale about Pixies. Later on, it’s a wolf who goes after the pigs, but the cleverest of the three definitely comes off better in the end.

184 – Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza and the Case of the Missing Hat

Writer Jenna Schroeder and illustrator Yamerpro (aka Mandy Ecenbarger) were given the task of transforming the popular card game Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza. Their collaboration has resulted in the first book in a series of graphic novels — The Case of the Missing Hat!

This book is colorful, fun, and accessible. Fans of the game will enjoy how the simple characters were transformed into a well-rounded and dynamic group of friends. But at the same time, no familiarity with the game is required to enjoy this book, which has the same delightfully zany sense of humor as Saturday Morning Cartoons.

As with all of the books featured on this show, this is NOT a paid review. All books discussed on the Children’s Literature Podcast are chosen because they are high quality and have a lot to offer children, not because we have been paid. Hosts T.Q. Townsend and Chloë Townsend give Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza and the Case of the Missing Hat a VERY enthusiastic endorsement and recommend it for ALL ages! This is a great family read and is good for bookworms as well as those who are struggling to read!

To learn more about Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza (the game AND the book) visit: https://dolphinhat.com/
Author Jenna Schroeder can be found at https://www.jennaaschroeder.com/
Illustrator Yamerpro can be found at https://yamerpro.com/

183 – Standardized Testing Doesn’t Matter

Here’s a cranky mommy rant about how standardized testing can stress out kids for no good reason. I KNOW teachers and schools are under a lot of pressure, but adults should never dump their anxieties onto children. Especially when the cause of so much worry is so unimportant compared to the big picture of life.